That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
