I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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