didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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