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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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