to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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