this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Still dying that you shit outside
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I want is dick and wine.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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