Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
