its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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