guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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