Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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