My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
As shirtless as possible
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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