We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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