there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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