So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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