It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
