i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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