If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
