so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
