But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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