There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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