Kiss
Puke
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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