First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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