I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Girls should come with a carfax report
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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