We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
