Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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