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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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