so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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