matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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