Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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