your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
