no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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