Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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