So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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