her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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