The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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