All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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