i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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