Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Let's get the cat blown out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
