i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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