You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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