Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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