oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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