this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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