Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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