Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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