He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
