i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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