Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
love makes seman taste better
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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