Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
