do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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