I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I CAN MOONWALK!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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