dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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