I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
