i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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